10 Random Poker Quotes

I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
"You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from