10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio