10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob