10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."