10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."