10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Welcome to kicker school
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.