10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?