10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is for loners.