10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.