10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it