10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"