10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright