10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- It's Free To Fold...
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave