10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Welcome to kicker school
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob