10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson