10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fold and live to fold again
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.