10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers