10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977