10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event