10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus