10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet