10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Welcome to kicker school
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.