10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is for loners.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• It's Free To Fold...
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak