10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes