10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fold and live to fold again
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"