10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen