10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for loners.