10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is for loners.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.