10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!