10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."