10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth