10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.