10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.