10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.