10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it