10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones