10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fook the floosh droo!