10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.