10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."