10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson