10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)