10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.