10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.