10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury