10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones