10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• It's Free To Fold...
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is