10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.