10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."