10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."