10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fold and live to fold again
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword